Saturday morning, early:
Rosie comes running past, shrieking and laughing, wearing gumboots, a Hello Kitty dress and a tiara. She is pursued closely by Billy, who is wearing blue and pink cat print pyjamas, waving a hobby horse at her and shouting “YOUR DONKEY! YOUR DONKEY!”. Sam mutters something mysterious about a water cannon, then disappears into the backyard.
So just another typical day then….